How are you single?
Fat and ugly my friend.
hows the new tattttt
Healed… so all good.
How does it show no effort *side eye emoji*
I would just like to say I have never gotten so many “you don’t want a man”, “you’re so mean”, “how is that showing no effort” DMs in my life. Needless to say, all from men. I was asked out while playing the Question Game and said no (because this man has a private profile, an avi that is not his face, and I have no idea who this person is – all very valid reasons lol), I didn’t know that was a terrible crime…
Social media takes all of the hard work out of approaching women. Bloop.
Don’t try to fight me on this.
You don’t have to approach anyone face-to-face, instead you can basically throw a bunch of heart eyed bean bags at me from the other side of the street, wait for me to figure out which direction they came from, and then put the responsibility on me to determine if what I see from a distance is enough for me to come across to you.
On top of that, it’s takes the urgency out of the situation. In person, if you don’t shoot your shot, who is to say you’ll run into this person again (unless you know them). So, you make a move or you miss out. On social media, you can stalk someone for weeks or months before deciding to send a DM.
Lastly, now that you’ve stalked for weeks it also decreases your chances of striking out. Either in your observing you’ve picked up on the same set of male hands in all of her IG stories (lol) or you can blatantly see she has a bf, so you don’t ever have to take the risk. You don’t have that luxury in person.
Nowwww we have the IG Question Game. My fave. Instead of DMing once you’ve talked yourself into it, you can now wait even longer until the fateful day she plays the Question Game. This almost guarantees that your message gets read and more than likely will get some kind of response. This shows the least effort of all of it. Why? Because I basically handed you a chance to make a move.
Yes, social media is the future of dating, whatever. I’m just 1000 times more responsive in person, because I understand and appreciate the effort it took to talk to a complete stranger. So, no it’s not that I want to be single, but I can’t ask for a little more effort than being asked out while playing a game?
Thanks for attending my TED talk.
I like your blog.
What’s a good date to you?
I’m a foodie – so a cool place to eat that I haven’t heard of. Or, a fun activity maybe (museum, beltline, arcade bar???)…
Why do you like Prince.
Good question! He went to school with my Mom and Aunts in MN, so from hearing from them (and my Grandma) he was an unpopular band nerd growing up which I relate to 100%. I love that he was himself his whole life and despite being weird and different was/is now a music legend (and sex symbol… I watched grown women throw panties on stage at his concerts. like, how does that happen???)…
Also, have you heard him play guitar or nah?
Have you seen a dead rose?
DID YOU BRING WILLIAM COFFEE? WE ALL WANT TO KNOW.
- He was late to my appointment
- I had to pay a ton of money to get my car fixed, can I even afford coffee?
- THERE’S FREE COFFEE AT GLOBAL IMPORTS